THE WEDDING GUESTS ARE NOISY DRINKERS,LOUSY SINGERS, SOME ARE STINKERS.
WITH FOOD IN ABUNDANCE AND PLENTY TO DRINK,
THE WEDDED PAIR TO THE EXIT SLINK.
THE GUESTS NOW STAGGER 'ROUND IN DANCES,
THE SINGLE ONES MAKE DARING ADVANCES.
THE NEWLY-WEDS FEEL THEIR STOMACH UPSET
FROM EXOTIC AND UNKNOWN FOODS THEY ATE.
WITH BURSTING BELLY AND NOTING NO MOTION,
THEY ASKED THEIR HOTEL FOR A LAXATIVE LOTION.
TAKING TURNS IN THE BATHROOM WITHOUT REPORT,
THEY, WITH SINKING FEELING, TO BROODING RESORT.
WEDDING, THEY FIND, IS OVERRATED
WHEN THE WEDDING NIGHT IS CONSTIPATED!
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Peter Frederick
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